The Husband Chronicles Pt 1

The Husband Chronicles Pt 1

Ok, time to express things that are on my mind. Yeah as this is a rare occurrence but it’s something I need to get off my chest and see who actually reads these things. LoL

Well I dunno what’s up lately if I’m losin’ my mind or what. I’ve read numerous profiles lately about “I wanna meet Mr. Right, Mr. Perfect, My Dream HusBear.” The list is continuous and way too long for me write.  I’m sorry Mr. Right happens to be Mr. Right Now (and probably in your bed right now), Mr. Perfect died back in the 80’s when HIV was first reported, and HusBear? Um, are we man-imals now? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know I’m a member of a couple of rather well put together websites that refer to bigger beefier guys as Bears, Cubs, Otters, etc.

I’m sorry, at my nice age of 34 yrs old I’d settle for Mr. Himself. A guy who can be himself, not try and pretend to be Billy-Badass, Mr. Money Bags, or someone that I’m gonna throw out the door in 3 weeks due to the fact of bein’ a psycho. I’ve had too many scares with idiots that wanted to be “jus’ friends” but ended up wanting other things instead. In this day an age of homosexual men where the hell have all the good ones gone? I dunno why some act like Faeries who are nothin’ more than bar flies who need grounded by traffic control, or those who are “straight acting!” Um, if you have to “act” straight jus’ to get someone then put those skills of actin’ to work and make some money from it in Hollywood. The older “Actors” are getting ready to retire and we need fresh meat on the big screen. Sorry Zac Afron you jus’ don’t churn my butter! Then we have those who are drag queens, flamers, etc. Ok, this will really curl some people’s hair but I honestly don’t give a shit! There you’ve been warned if you wanna read further. IF I wanted a woman I’d still be married to one with kids runnin’ around my feet screamin’ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! If I have to carry a fire extinguisher around for the fear of  you catchin’ the drapes on fire when you walk past them, then I don’t need ya. Drag Queens, best stick with the Faeries – Bar Flies…. Lord knows y’all guys are two peas in a pod!! Oh and this new fad of Fuzzies, Furries, or whatever you call yourselves. Get a new hobby! That’s jus’ creepy!!

Now, with all this said I left the most important part for the end. WHERE are all the MEN!! The guys who like to go camping, fishing, canoeing, you know, MANLY THINGS! The ones who like bein’ with guys sexually, intimately, but still can be THEMSELVES!  NO Acting Required, Dresses left on the rack for the next teeny-boppers, Feathers left for the birds, etc. I swear people I’ve put my feelings on the back burner for WAY TOO LONG and it’s time for me to say it again.

I’m lookin’ for MR. HIMSELF. A guy who’s not scared of bein’ a guy and gettin’ dirty workin’ on the car, the yard, or something around the house. A guy who has a damn good sense of humor, can be sensual, someone that can love unconditionally, trust completely, and accept me for all my flaws. Yeah damn I am a diamond in the rough, but then WHO THE HELL TAIN’T THESE DAYS!! Jus’ a li’l polishing and I’ll shine like a brand new penny. Lord knows I’m not askin’ for a lot here. I’m not askin’ for someone who is an IDENTICAL Carbon Copy of me. I jus’ want someone who can “share” in some of the things I like as I’ll do the same for that person. I guess from proofreading what I jus’ wrote it’s no real big surprise why I’m still single after all these years. Yeah I’ve been kissed, Yeah I’ve been loved (and hope I can love again),  yeah I’ve got some baggage but hell I’ve carried it alone all this time I can keep doin’ it without anyone’s help. I guess I’ll stop here as I’ve already got some things rollin’ in my head for another blog. LmAo Check back again soon. I’ll be doin’ this again soon.

Luv, Peace, and Hair Grease!